I took GlitterGirl with me to buy Father’s Day greeting cards last week. We spent about 45 minutes picking just the right cards. We ended up with 6 cards. I didn’t buy anything else. The grand total when we left?
$38.76
That’s $6.46 per card, on average, with tax. Without tax it would be about $5.80 [...]

One of my coworkers has a ringtone of a horse neighing. After overhearing a conversation I realized the horse ringtone is for his wife. I asked him about it. His answer? “Oh, that’s not just any old horse you hear. That’s a nag.”
Ouch. I told him that wasn’t very nice. He thought it was funny. [...]